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Welcome to The Office of John Cheese


You don’t know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won’t allow it… because I raise issues.

Who is John Cheese?

Who we are


James Hawkes
As John Cheese's Australian representative, James presents an exhaustive knowledge of Umax and Steenbeck editing to market. Alternative editing and animation options are available on request. The photo's real.


Walter Cheung
Walter is lead guitarist in Bend The Sky, loves K-Pop and doesn't see the sun for days when there's a new PS4 release - all standard stuff for a great motion graphics artist.


Juan Zubiaga
3D Magician - Mexico's leading TV station, Televisa's loss, The Office of John Cheese's gain. Enough said.


  • Central West Perth location in a heritage building close to the best coffee in the city. (It is good.)
  • Catered lunches. We're 76 Outram, the restaurant is Table 78 - it's close.
  • On site parking - call for details.

What we do

The Office of John Cheese focuses on producing creative imagery for all media.

We understand how what we create can be purposed from encrypted cinema DCPs for international distribution through to YouTube, from 4K to Vimeo and any combination that is required. We can despatch via Dubsat, Adstream and Aspera.


  • Editing
  • 3D Animation
  • Photoshop
  • Online / Offline
  • 2D Animation
  • Compositing
  • Motion Graphics
  • Illustration
  • Simulation


  • Autodesk Smoke 2015 Online Finishing
  • Autodesk Maya 2015 3D Animation
  • The Foundry NukeX 8
  • Davinci Resolve 4K Real Time Grading
  • Adobe Creative Cloud

Who is John Cheese? The Essays


You could play Rachmaninoff on a Linder

John Cheese discusses quality digital production services in pretentious, verbose metaphors which no one in their right mind would ever want to read


How to look like you have something intelligent to say.

John Cheese discusses the strategic use of Lorem Ipsum


Digital Betacam vs DVC Pro 50

John Cheese discusses 10 minutes of your life you'll never get back


When the crap hits the fan, the only way to stay clean is be out of the room

A discussion with legendary productioneer John Cheese


Account managers are credit cards with legs. And I’ve always been a legs guy.

A discussion with legendary productioneer John Cheese.


If you are looking for someone to blow smoke up your arse, take a trip to Bangkok

A discussion with legendary productioneer John Cheese.

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